introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck
Okay by why are y’all fuckboys never this smooth with me.
Recently, your mother and I were searching for an answer on Google. Halfway through entering the question, Google returned a list of the most popular searches in the world. Perched at the top of the list was “How to keep him interested.”
It startled me. I scanned several of the countless articles about how to be sexy and sexual, when to bring him a beer versus a sandwich, and the ways to make him feel smart and superior.
And I got angry.
Little One, it is not, has never been, and never will be your job to “keep him interested.”
Little One, your only task is to know deeply in your soul—in that unshakeable place that isn’t rattled by rejection and loss and ego—that you are worthy of interest. (If you can remember that everyone else is worthy of interest also, the battle of your life will be mostly won. But that is a letter for another day.)
If you can trust your worth in this way, you will be attractive in the most important sense of the word: you will attract a boy who is both capable of interest and who wants to spend his one life investing all of his interest in you.
Little One, I want to tell you about the boy who doesn’t need to be keptinterested, because he knows you are interesting:
I don’t care if he puts his elbows on the dinner table—as long as he puts his eyes on the way your nose scrunches when you smile. And then can’t stop looking.
I don’t care if he can’t play a bit of golf with me—as long as he can play with the children you give him and revel in all the glorious and frustrating ways they are just like you.
I don’t care if he doesn’t follow his wallet—as long as he follows his heart and it always leads him back to you.
I don’t care if he is strong—as long as he gives you the space to exercise the strength that is in your heart.
I couldn’t care less how he votes—as long as he wakes up every morning and daily elects you to a place of honor in your home and a place of reverence in his heart.
I don’t care about the color of his skin—as long as he paints the canvas of your lives with brushstrokes of patience, and sacrifice, and vulnerability, and tenderness.
I don’t care if he was raised in this religion or that religion or no religion—as long as he was raised to value the sacred and to know every moment of life, and every moment of life with you, is deeply sacred.
In the end, Little One, if you stumble across a man like that and he and I have nothing else in common, we will have the most important thing in common:
Because in the end, Little One, the only thing you should have to do to “keep him interested” is to be you.
Your eternally interested guy,
Nagulat ako kaninang umaga pag-uwi ko ng dorm. May nanay, tatay, mga kapatid, at mga kalaro din ako dito kala niyo! Lol. Thanks dorm family!👌👍🙊🙉
What did the fox say? Lol. Meet my pet.
[ ] You are loud.
[x] You like/d going to school to see your friends.
[ ] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.
[x] You always have something to do on the weekends.
[ ] You like to be the center of attention.
[x ] You get above average grades in school.
[ ] You’ve been called bossy before.
[x ] You’re a bit of a daredevil / you like an adrenaline rush.
[ ] You are athletic.
[ ] You are one of the best players on your team.
[x] You would do anything for your loved ones.
 You like the color red.
[ ] Your favourite class is Transfiguration or DADA.
[x] You would never break a promise.
[x ] You have many acquaintances, but only a handful of good friends.
[x] You get average grades in school.
[ ] You’ve been called boring before.
[x] You don’t like to brag about your achievements.
[ ] You value honesty.
[x] You don’t mind working hard to get what you want.
[ ] You like the color yellow.
 You have a job.
[ ] You are athletic.
[ ] You are a team player.
[ ] You are in the middle of the social totem pole.
[x] You are easily amused.
[ ] You like helping others.
[ ] Your favorite class is Herbology or Divination.
[ ] You like the music played on the radio best.
[ ] You get good grades in school.
[x] You like to read.
[x] Dumb people annoy you.
[x] You are creative.
[x] You’ve been called a know-it-all before.
[ ] You would say your intelligence level is higher than most.
[ ] You hate cheating.
[x] People often want you to help them with homework or projects.
[ ] You are more into the creative arts : theatre, dancing, drawing, etc.
[x] You are extremely logical in your way of thinking.
[x] You are considered shy or quiet by people you don’t know.
[x] You like the color blue.
[ ] Your favorite class is A History of Magic, Charms, or Care of Magical Creatures.
[x ] You tend to over analyze things.
 You can focus and pay attention well.
[x ] You are very competitive.
[ ] You like the finer things in life.
 You think welfare is a waste.
[x] You’ve made fun of someone in the past week.
[x] You’ve been called a snob before.
[ ] You think the end (can) justify the mean.
[x] You’re not afraid to say something to someone else’s face.
[x] You tend to think people are a bit jealous of you.
[ ] You’ve made someone cry by just saying something to them.
[ ] You tend to root for the villains in movies, books, etc.
[x] You are very good with words.
[x] Above all, you want to be successful in life.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You love to win.
 Your favorite class is Poison or DADA.
The average sleeping hours of a human is 8 hours. But do you know what happens in our body while we sleep during those 8 hours?
- That 8 hours of sleep is divided into two:
- The non-rapid eye movement (Non-REM) sleep which is the first 4 hours;
- and the rapid eye movement sleep…
NEED TO SHOW THIS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS TOLD ME TO STUDY BEFORE
Bob Piper, you need to read this.
Holy shit, this is my life.
explain this to the gov. lol!
hahaha cool :——————)